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Nu Marleen weer overloopt van energie wordt het dringend tijd om de Plantyntraditie terug op te nemen: pizza bestellen!

Al even geleden dat je dat nog gedaan hebt? Geen probleem. Op het internet vind je 100 manieren om een pizza te bestellen! Geen tijd om ze allemaal te lezen? Hou het dan bij de beste hieronder:

5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

6. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.

15. Stutter on the letter "p."

17. Ask what the order taker is wearing.

19. Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you.

21. Tell the order taker you're depressed. Get him/her to cheer you up.

25. Act like you know the order taker from somewhere. Say "Bed-Wetters' Camp, right?"

27. If they repeat the order to make sure they have it right, say "OK. That'll be $10.99; please pull up to the first window."

33. Say "Are you sure this is (Pizza Place)? When they say yes, say "Well, so is this! You've got some explaining to do!" When they finally offer proof that it is, in fact, (Pizza Place), start to cry and ask, "Do you know what it's like to be lied to?"

41. Amuse the order taker with little-known facts about country music.

46. Ask what topping goes best with well-aged Chardonnay.

51. Psychoanalyze the order taker.52. Ask what their phone number is. Hang up, call them, and ask again.53. Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting."

63. Start the conversation with "My Call to (Pizza Place), Take 1, and. . . action!"

75. When listing toppings you want on your pizza, include another pizza.

80. Teach the order taker a scret code. Use the code on all subsequent orders.

83. When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated again, change it again. On the third time, say "You just don't get it, do you?"

90. Ask how many dolphins were killed to make that pizza.

93. Dance all around the word "pizza." Avoid saying it at all costs. If he/she says it, say "Please don't mention that word."

94. Have a movie with a good car chase scene playing loudly in the background. Yell "OW!" when a bullet is fired.

96. Ask if the pizza has had its shots.